GUYS THIS IS NOT A DRILL thisibe AND I MEET ON SUNDAY AND WE WILL BE LIVING A STAIRCASE AWAY FROM EACH OTHER
LITERALLY A STAIRCASE AND LIKE 2 STEPS BRILLIANT BRILLIANT
AND WE’RE ALREADY GOING TO SEE BASTILLE TOGETHER IN OCTOBER I LOVE LIFE
I just saw this but THIS MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY OKAY.
someone wanted to hear this the other day??? so i recorded one and i haven’t practiced/tuned the guitar and the weird noises are because my capo is basically a pencil. also i can’t sing for my life/am in the middle of an allergic reaction so i am also aware i’m awful, but i can’t keep up otherwise.
I was actually about to do work, but then lewiskingstonwentz tagged me in this handwriting tag thing and offered me an opportunity for procrastination. If you think this is lame that’s cool too.
1. Name 2. URL 3. Blog title 4. Crush 5. Favorite color 6. ALL CAPS 7. Favorite band 8. Favorite number 9. Favorite drink 10. Tag 10 people
"When you run, I can’t chase and you know it, you know it. It’s a game we can’t win, we are cheating. What can we do, love?"
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Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”
*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT POSY I HAVE EVER SEEN.
Guys, that’s not only Iambic, that’s a fucking sonnet. *claps*